Selling Wingdaddles
The
woman in front of me would prefer a Wingdaddle fresh off the wingdaddlry. The
one I served her, although delicious, had been left to cool for 90 seconds and
it just isn't exactly the treat she’d been hoping for. She knows
this because she hired the Wingdaddle Hut to cater an event in the
past and she found she liked the hot ones best. Unfortunately the only way that
she can express this sentiment is by screaming "We paid you people thousands
of dollars to cater our sons birthday party and I KNOW what a fresh Wingdaddle
tastes like!"
I
understand that it is this woman's burden to be tacky and lacking in
social graces. I do not inform her that as a seasonal employee I have no
connection with the catering company or that it isn't our policy to serve
Wingdaddles fresh off the wingdaddlry because they can be hot enough to burn
ones mouth. Factual information would only confuse and upset her so I
proceed with exaggerated kindness and use small, simple words as I would
with an irate child who doesn't yet understand the limits of his
environment. It will please her to think that I am dull-witted.
I
prepare her Wingdaddle while she waits, cross-armed and jaw-jutted, outside the
Wingdaddle Hut window. I choose the most visually pleasing, robust Wingdaddle
and dress it with care. There will be no tip from her today but I want this
Wingdaddle to be so good that it leaves her speechless. Only when she has
receded into the crowd do I privately indulge a fantasy in which she develops a
sudden and severe allergy to the main ingredient of Wingdaddles.
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