All of the thoughts and opinions presented in this blog are genuine, but a sizable percentage of events and facts are false or highly exaggerated. It's all so dull that it doesn't really matter what's true and what isn't. Unless you're using this blog to judge my character, in which case that percentage is 100.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
My Old Bedroom
I don't have a bedroom. I sleep on the couch. This black leopard at the Bronx Zoo and I have a lot in common. We're working on it.