A Shrine to My Former Glory

Scans of some newspaper articles featuring my physical prowess. Just in case any of you thought "Zen for Losers" was full of lies...and because I'm proud of past-me.Sorry about all the cut off text. I think you get the point.

Also sorry for the duplicate.

 ^ The word "menace" was used. I like that.

 Mandatory mouthgards make for some really flattering pictures.

 I rest my case.

 I am pretty sure I was capable of speaking in coherant, intelligent sentences at this age but, apparently not.

I still have that hat.